Amber

To do an Amber is when you give have to take a shit in the most unlikely place.
Named after Amber Heard that left a turd on Johnny Depp's bedside

Ex: 'My stomach is acting up. Gonna have to do an Amber'
'But we are at home depot, now!'
'Exactly'

by Majkimus May 2, 2022

Amber

A lazy, talented, resting bitch face whore that is acts so batshit crazy everyone can see it. Amber will cheat, steal and lie. A coked out Amber will even cut your finger off in order to get whatever she wants. And when she get’s caught or called out she fake cries and plays the victim card. Amber is the type of raging thot that will fuck your friend, invite you to her room to have sex with you, take a dump on the bed and then accuse you of assault and rape.

I’ve heard we ain’t getting no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies cuz that dumb cunt Amber tried to screw Johnny Depp.

by Phillip D Payne PhD May 9, 2022

Amber

You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.

Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.

Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance

“Amber did you shit on my bed again?”

by Frederika May 10, 2022

Amber

The act of defecating on another person's property, normally during the act of domestic violence.

"I just Ambered his bed, that'll teach him for not letting my hit him more"

"My ex left me an Amber after she was arrested"

by anonymous May 12, 2022

Amber

A woman who seems amazing and perfect on all counts. In reality, her happiness in life comes from the mental and physical abuse of those close to her. People's lives are her play thing. She is truly happy when she can hold your life in her hands.

Term originated from Johnny Depp's ex-wife, Amber Heard, who has been proven to be an abusive narcissistic sociopath hellbent on ruining his career.

Ways to recognize an Amber:
- everything must go her way
- she is never wrong
- extremely emotional for no reason
- can be a Karen sometimes

- "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is her motto
- her truth is the right truth.
- debating her will come to no use. It doesn't matter how much evidence you have

Did you hear? Our neighbor was arrested last night.
Yeah, apparently she was an Amber all along.

by MissHellBlazer May 14, 2022

Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.

Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.

by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022

Amber

A abusive and lying bitch
We support Johnny Depp here

“You are acting like Amber, STOP!!!”

by RavenPuff63 May 18, 2022