Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter
Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!
by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018
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Alabama Jeff

A cool kid; someone who owns a fidget spinner and spins the shit out of it whilst playing Minecraft on Windows 98, all while making a video on cool spinner tricks.
by underscoretwitter May 27, 2017
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Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.
I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.
by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 06, 2024
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Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.
My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.
by Noemad April 09, 2022
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Alabama Batman

A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.
Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!
by Batman2006datguy March 25, 2024
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alabama river

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river
by Longniggerjohnson January 01, 2017
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Alabama buttflood

The act of having anal sex in the shower with a woman. However, right when you cum, her butthole spontaneously combusts with diarrhea on your dick
She was an attractive woman, but everything changed when the Alabama buttflood attacked.
by Buttflooder November 27, 2019
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