small penis car

Fancy-ass sports car-type vehicle. Seen driving everywhere, excessively fast, usually with loud and very bad rap or rock music blaring.

These cars are often older models, driven by young men (ages 16-30, usually).

(a white sports car with obscenely large spoiler and 50 cent's "Candy Shop" blaring drives past)

Person #1: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.

Person #2: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.

by Yeeaaaaah June 6, 2005

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Yellow Car Game

A game involving the spotting of a yellow car whilst in another moving car, the passenger who sees the car can justifiably punch another member of the car.

Created in 2003 in Scotland by 2 girls from Northern Ireland whilst they were board

Jenna: Yellow car!
- hits other member of car
Kyle: Damn you yellow car game!!

by super_freaki_nicki January 9, 2010

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Death Car For Crimpy

Elyse - Death Cab For Cutie are awesome
Peter - More Like... Death Car for... Crimpy
Elyse *rolling on floor laughing*

Death Car For Crimpy are awesome :) haha

by Elyse :) August 16, 2006

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Car Owner Boner

Coined by Andy Richter, a car owner boner is the act of being aroused or happy after changing one's own tire instead of calling triple A on the highway.

I got a flat but its okay because after I changed my tire I was rewarded with a car owner boner

by conan12 February 22, 2011

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Mud on the new Car

When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.

Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

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