Canadian Negotiation

The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.

We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.

by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025

Canadian Apple picker

A hillbilly boy with a love for apples

Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker

by Mr.bigboyyyyyy December 12, 2020

Canadian blimpfuck

Fucking the shit out of someone’s mom in the ass so hard her poop flies out of her ass making her fly.

You made me so mad, I Canadian blimpfucked your mother.

by J dolls bill May 27, 2025

Canadian intermission

Taking a break midway through sexual intercourse, in order to go eat poutine, and resuming

My girlfriend & I took a Canadian intermission last night. There's a new restaurant that's opened nearby, and their poutine is heavenly.

by EaterOfTheEggs December 15, 2022

Canadian jack

Mixing half jack Daniels and canadian mist to make one

Man I was bent last night, too much Canadian jack

by Ghettogodfather March 17, 2017

Canadian Bastard

A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.

One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.

Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.

Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.

Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

by Mr. Winstonollies February 14, 2017

Canadian Beaver Tail

While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.

Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.

by RustyMantis January 1, 2022