weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...

guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)

by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

by hnfr February 3, 2015

Weed

What people are selling these days. Get you rocked, are found to be healthier than cigarettes. Dont use to much! (Wink wink)

(Guy) use cigarettes instead of weed.
(Man) actually weed is heathier than cigarettes.

by DancingMusic February 23, 2018

weed titty

an individual whom you bum weed off of, with the facade of being their friend

i ain’t yo weed titty

by lar snort April 28, 2020

Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others

by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020

Weed

Something dat everyone loves and it's the best way to have fun I love tucking weed

Roadman- yo u got some weed on ya

Bad man -yhyh
Roadman - get us on the spliff den

by Mssweetypie July 13, 2018

Later-weed

Weed that falls onto your tray when your loading a bowl or weed that is found when cleaning out the grinder and can be put back into the grinder to smoke later.

Let me clean out my grinder, I may have later-weed.

by CVance December 14, 2023