A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 14, 2023
Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.
"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."
"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."
"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."
by derp25 January 17, 2025
You are a backpack virgin when you lose your virginity just because you are rich or famous.A lot of people have this like: The BackPackKid, Jojosiwa, Jake Paul, Royalistiq and many more.
by lolmeneervandeeheidha June 25, 2020
by merciivy October 01, 2020
This is a girl called Izzie who got violated by a welsh boy called james. If you get called this then ur life is over...good luck
by lQJCNQLJNEQJLDN March 22, 2020
An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012