Twat

The sound when a british person tries to hit a fly

American guy: What was that Twat sound last night?
British guy: Oh my bad mate, i tried to hit a fly on the wall.

by NiceLunch June 5, 2019

twat

addi wilson

addi wilson is the nastiest twat out there. don’t get too close

by m&m’s90 October 29, 2025

twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018

Twat Swat

The female version of a cock block.

Jen twat swated me again by flaunting her tits in front of the guy I was talking to.

by Jarrell mafiosos June 30, 2018

Twat

To hit something or someone

“Yo G, I’m gonna twat her tonight”

by ElliotLad123 December 8, 2017

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

twat fag

A man who's actually gay, but pretending to be straight just so as to be accepted in polite society.

Dude - he's such a twat fag. It's pathetic.

by Itumama May 19, 2024