Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.

Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant

by MEEEEMES July 24, 2018

sump god

Someone who can survive almost anything.

Bro did you see what Steve did he finished gallon of whiskey and an eight ball of coke like it was nothing he’s the fucking Sump God

by David James August 22, 2018

God's Lobotomy

When you capture a random person, cut vertically across their head, nut in their wound, while saying, "Amen!"

Man, how's Julie after that "God's Lobotomy"? She has not let herself near a church since...

by nut on thy forehead, amen. February 3, 2018

Wawa God

The Wawa God is the good boi of all doggos in the universe. This good boi punishes all bad boi's and brings gifts to the good boi's. The Wawa God shall not be disrespected ever.

Oh my the Wawa God has answered my prayers!!!

by iconic frog February 3, 2019

Almond God

A person who stands above everyone and does not seek pleasure of any woman or man

Mark doesn’t touch woman because he’s the Almond God

by Umadetypo May 12, 2021

gods bra

Going bra less

"She said she was wearing Gods Bra and then I saw her nipples"

1st guy: " Those girls are having a Gods Bra party"
2nd guy: "Let's crash it!"

by AlmightyLee November 3, 2015

Finger of God

Touching the finger of god usually takes a strong Hallucinogenic, but when achieved, one feels completely still in mind and heart, it's when the worries in life aren't answered but are sorted out to grasp in a new perceptive. Life is looked at with a lens of hope and honesty.The finger of god can be compared to enlightenment or in a theological sense, being born again.

Scott- hey, how you doing?

Brett- I don't know, I feel different...yet I feel the same...I'm confused...but happy...I feel Satisfied.

Scott-you my friend touched the finger of god last night!

Brett- I touched something, that's fo realllz

by HawtdadINhell February 14, 2012