salad bobbing

When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.

Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!

by aries:) March 13, 2009

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 9, 2008

bunning her salad

the act of having unprotected anal sex with a female partner.

ya so me and chloe were goin' at it and i ended up bunning her salad.. it was pretty good!

by theAnon February 7, 2014

steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.

Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom

by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014

salad 30

A slang term in reference to a homeless guy sucking your cock for a salad and 30 cents

Hey dude, I'm feeling kinda horny, I think I'm gonna go grab a salad 30, you want to come with?

by welcmetowalmart March 19, 2014

caprese salad

Noun.

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.

verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.

the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.

'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'

by mike and ike in the morning April 28, 2014

tossed feta salad

When you're eating out a girls asshole (AKA tossing her salad) and you shove your nose right up her anus and use it as a personal tissue.. tossed FETA salad. You're welcome.

oral butthole tossed feta salad tossed feta salad

by Fartel Cluggins May 13, 2014