Salad fingers

A slang term for a workaholic.

Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.

by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023

Salad bowl

The bowl of your asshole for your tongue to swirl around be for entering the hole

Jackie tossed Camryn’s Salad bowl before the beads entered

by PimpdaddyD69 February 7, 2025

run-on salad

A verbal statement or block of text that is both word salad and a run-on sentence, often in the form of a string of words filled with scattered thoughts and no punctuation. A common form of communication among illiterates and former presidents.

Ever since Elon Musk took over twitter, a lot of posts there seem to be run-on salad from weirdos and Boomers.

by Casual Observer 4565 January 10, 2024

Creampie Salad

When you jizz in a girl’s vagina hole, throw some greens in that bitch n’ SCOOP it up! Mmm magnifique

Hey charlotte, i’m on a diet and you’re ruining it with this shitty food. Get out the kitchen, bend over, and lemme try a “Creampie Salad”

by Jack ya Silly bruv September 8, 2020

salad oil

Like salad dressing but its not. It salad oil.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.

by Thesaldoilguy December 12, 2013

steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.

Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom

by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014

Sex Salad

when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.

Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."

Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"

by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023