Fred:Dude I walked in on John and Sarah and she was giving him a tph.
Bob:What's a tph.
Fred:It's when some one is jerking some one off while they're licking there asshole.
Bob:What's a tph.
Fred:It's when some one is jerking some one off while they're licking there asshole.
by Commander Helldemon June 11, 2005
by Frattlesnake December 08, 2009
When a girl is licking or sucking your balls or asshole from behind and pulls your cock straight down while making a horn noise like she is pulling a big rig (18-Wheeler) horn.
by Crazy Bill and Lenny of Dirt Bag Inc. July 25, 2007
by kurtis tt February 20, 2007
When a dually truck hits a cyclist from behind hard enough to lose it's mirror, and then drives away.
"I gave a biker the ol' Texas Pat on the Back for being on my road, but now my truck needs a new mirror."
by Bikeramp March 03, 2019
by Nigerfaggot May 09, 2018
To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.
“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”
by Coolsno September 12, 2022