Fred:Dude I walked in on John and Sarah and she was giving him a tph.
Bob:What's a tph.
Fred:It's when some one is jerking some one off while they're licking there asshole.
Bob:What's a tph.
Fred:It's when some one is jerking some one off while they're licking there asshole.
by Commander Helldemon April 17, 2006
Get the Texas pan handlemug. When a girl is licking or sucking your balls or asshole from behind and pulls your cock straight down while making a horn noise like she is pulling a big rig (18-Wheeler) horn.
by Crazy Bill and Lenny of Dirt Bag Inc. January 1, 2009
Get the Texas Big Rigmug. by kurtis tt February 23, 2007
Get the Texas Tarter saucemug. (noun) Weaving or wandering around the road, caused by road hypnosis from driving down many miles of empty and perfectly straight road that looks exactly like the last many miles you drove. Driving these roads on cruise control with your hands immobile on the steering wheel leads to inattention to driving, or to boredom strong enough that you're tempted to swerve off the road on purpose rather than by accident.
(verb) To unintentionally drive very very gradually off the road or into the opposing lane, because the road is so empty and boring that you aren't paying enough attention to notice.
(verb) To unintentionally drive very very gradually off the road or into the opposing lane, because the road is so empty and boring that you aren't paying enough attention to notice.
I was reading a magazine while driving to El Paso, and the west texas drift took me halfway across a field before I even noticed.
The next town is in a straight line 269 miles away. When I finally get there, I'd better get a hotel room; all this west texas drifting is about to make me at one with the tumbleweeds.
The next town is in a straight line 269 miles away. When I finally get there, I'd better get a hotel room; all this west texas drifting is about to make me at one with the tumbleweeds.
by exstock April 8, 2009
Get the west texas driftmug. To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.
“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”
by Coolsno September 11, 2022
Get the Texas Lane Changemug. Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
by HouCou2003 April 19, 2021
Get the Texas Chili Bowlmug. by MILF_Hunter122 July 3, 2016
Get the Texas Road Plowmug.