Take Her To Kansas

To Take someone to pound town

“She wanna ride so i take her to kansas”

by yrtnevercared February 26, 2023

Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.

TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt

by matth.ew December 30, 2019

Wanna take this to the bedroom?

The thing that someone says when they are with theyr lover and they get horny so they wanna fuck.

Man: wanna take this to the bedroom?
Woman: yes
Man: alright, i'll grab this end you grab the other.

by akselly March 12, 2021

taking the 8 count

Waiting til the last second before getting up and getting back into the game

Leave me alone! I'm not drunk!! I’m just taking the 8 count! I'll be there in a second!!

by anonymous January 15, 2021

take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017

Takes All Kinds

Short for: "It takes all kinds". Takes all kinds is a way of saying "I don't know, that person is weird, but it takes all kinds of people to run the world, even if those people are weirdos."

Person A: What the heck is she doing with her life?
Person B: *sigh* Takes all kinds.

by dangboyhethicc March 30, 2022

Taking one for the team

Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.

You'd really be taking one for the team man.

by CaptainKekon August 12, 2018