touchmedaddy

Touchmedaddy is a 100 million dollar Ape signed by real madrid football club. People think it's a human being but deep down its an ape running towards chasing a ball

Oh no touchmedaddy is chasing the ball again

by Ifafkidvr August 11, 2022

touch-hole

touchhole
a person easily angered or set off.

from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.

what's your problem today? youre being a touch-hole about everything.

by beejammie August 12, 2022

Toucan

A Chrome Extension that translates a few palabras at un momento for idioma learning.

Dark Reader: Get Toucan!!!!!!!
Me: no
a few months later...
Dark Reader: Get Toucan!!!!!!!
Me: Y'know, it's a perfect fit for me!!!
Toucan (who is also Dark Reader): Ok hola

by Orrinpants September 21, 2022

Touchdickistan

A country in Central Asia where the biggest homosexual congregation is being held.

Where are you going this summer?
In Touchdickistan.

by mfx_ September 24, 2022

Toucan

An eldritch god hiding as a toucan in plain sight

I worship Toucan with every ounce of my bei be

by TukanTCG September 25, 2022

Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022

touch grass

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory

john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass

by Maui865 October 16, 2022