The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.

I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser

by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018

Big girl surprise

Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.

Yeah bro I hooked up with this fat bitch last night and she gave me the big girl surprise!!

by 1Bigggmike1 April 3, 2023

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 4, 2022

Midwest surprise

When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.

Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.

by JT2025 December 27, 2024

Arizona surprise

When fucking your bitch take a Arizona tea can and shove it in her ass

Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.

Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.

by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018