Santa Fe Surprise

When you give a blowjob using hot sauce

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.

by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025

Snot Surprise

When a male collects all of the snot he can , and stuffs it in his foreskin before an oral sex act to surprise his partner with extra taste.

I'm going to give my partner with a snot surprise tonight.

by TheRatcliffe September 12, 2025

Organic Surprise

Any variation of shit that has been abandoned in someone elses loo

"My sister left an organic surprise in my toilet"

by Organic Surprise October 5, 2025

Rainbow Kitten Surprise

When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.

When you come in hot but they come in hotter.

When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.

Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”

Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”

Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”

Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”

by Word Flirt October 7, 2025

St. Louis Backdoor Surprise

Putting Molly in someone's asshole while fucking.

Popularized in St. Louis by Cardinal fans

She gave me the St. Louis backdoor surprise after the Cardinals' game.

by buttchug32 October 10, 2025

Stinkfinger Surprise

When you're going down on a girl and she's just about to pop when POW you surprise her with the stinkfinger.

What the fuck was that, you creep? BAM! That was a stinkfinger surprise.

by Dick Jickman Jr. October 11, 2025

SURPRISE WEENS

When you randomly DM someone with a image/gif of wiener dogs, sometimes accompanied by the message, “SURPRISE WEENS”

Not to be confused with sending random people dick pics (ya pervert)

Timbo: Huh, Jimothy sent me a message.
Jimothy: SURPRISE WEENS
Timbo: Aw those are some beautiful wieners

by ChuckChuckGoof November 15, 2025