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penis snake

A penis so large it can be identified as a snake in textbooks
Holy shit is that Jim's Penis Snake on page 44?!
penis snake by John Footpenis 3 February 20, 2014

one-eyed snake

I'm pretty sure it's another word for penis. Yea, it is. It's a fucking dick.
Jessica: I'd love to see what's in your pants. Is it big?

Charlie: Of course, I got a one-eyed snake.

bum snake 

A phase of many uses, but usually means something along the lines of a turd.
Tommy, you bum snake!

or

Ooooh there's a bum snake wriggling it's way out! Better make a trip to the bog!
bum snake by YOU ARE! March 6, 2007

Californian Snake Charmer. 

Find a colored women, preferably with a name such as La’ Fwonda or Ja’ Neekwah.
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.

(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').
yo D-Rock, you know that bitched i picked up from tha block. yeah, well it turns out dat bitch is one hell of a 'Californian Snake Charmer.'

Kill Snake 

Referring to first and third person shooters, a kill snake is someone who, at the last second as the player you are engaging has low health, comes in and takes the kill away from you, thus giving you the assist. Basically they take credit for the kill that you were working to get.
I had that guy dead to rights and this guy came up from the side and kill snaked me.
Kill Snake by BuBlLeS March 9, 2011

loose snake 

The act of continuing to have sex after the orgasm. Most commonly acted out with a flaccid penis. (not erect)
"Man! I finished on this girls chest, and then she told be to go back in so I had to loose snake her"!
loose snake by Snowy Cunt November 5, 2014