salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015

Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

Spicy salad toss

The action of getting your Anus orally stimulated while simultaneously having alcohol spit into the rectum

Last night was crazy, I got drunk as fuck during a spicy salad toss

by Spicy salad tosser July 24, 2021

Protein Salad

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”

I gave that bitch a protein salad for dinner!

by KitVixen April 8, 2019

Nipple Salad

When you toss them titties like they salad.

Bro I got to nipple salad my girls boobies last night.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.

"he is a croots salad"

by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022

Deviled egg salad

When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021