smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

Southernly simon

A clothing brand based in Florida that sells all inclusive apparel, they have the motto “do it because you can” and they were founded in 2022. They release clothing in collections and they are working towards opening up discussions for awareness and advocacy

Person #1: Did you see the CEO Byron Simon’s new post? Southernly Simon just released a new collection

Person #2: Of course I did I already ordered the hoodies and candles

by Southernlysimonapparel August 16, 2023

Yoram Shimon

small town big mayor

yoram shimon, hechanti lecha kneidalach

that dude is a true yoram shimon

damn i love that yoram shimon

by Yoram Shimon August 30, 2023

se simone

French for masturbate

Il a trop envie d'se simone

by gvny February 6, 2024

se simoner

French for masturbating yourself

Il a trop envie d'se simoner

by gvny February 6, 2024

Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024