Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

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Get the Hot Hammug.

Ham

flippin out on someone, actinh crazy

Im bout to go ham on you for talkin to my girl

by STUD21 September 6, 2009

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Get the Hammug.

The West Ham Way is a fucking myth. We lose every week, had crap like Sam Allardyce and David Moyes in charge, get a premier league winning manager and are still a shit club, spend hundreds of millions of pounds and can only just beat southampton 1-0 and get knocked out of the cup by a league one team every season... oxford, wimbledon etc... then get beat by romanian farmers every time we compete in the europa league

We want a manager that plays the West Ham Way

by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019

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Get the West Ham Waymug.

Ham ched

That feeling when the drinks start flowing and you begin to forget where you are. Absolutely hammered.

I’m starting to feel a little ham ched, these beers are killing me.

by Igotsunshineonacloudyday April 14, 2024

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Get the Ham chedmug.

liverpool >>>> west ham

liverpool are factually better than west ham in all areas of the pitch

liverpool >>>> west ham

by anonymous September 5, 2023

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Get the liverpool >>>> west hammug.

Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

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