rose-sexual

A sexuality where an individual is only attracted to Rose Elizabeth (sparkle) Crouch.

I am coming out as rose-sexual

by Sparkplelover September 24, 2023

Orange rosed

The fact of being promised the world, yet being deceived and cheated on exactly one month after buying an apartment together . The fatal combo.

Guillaume: How are you bro ?
Samsam: Not too good bro. Just got orange rosed.

by Zizouman59 September 30, 2023

Pete Rose Hall of Famer

Someone whose career baseball statistics would easily qualify for the Baseball Hall of Fame but due to controversy or scandal, will never be elected.

Alex Rodriguez is a Pete Rose Hall of Famer.

by BoilerUp979919 July 24, 2023

Rose

A Rose is a loving, kind, and caring person. Some are introverts but extroverts at the same time. It all depends on who they’re hanging around. They’re shy at first but once they get close to someone you’ll be able to see their outgoing side. She could also be a brutally honest person because she doesn’t tolerate just anything. If you want to see her true self then do something that bothers her. She is a problem solver, even when she’s under stress she always figures things out. A Rose is the best friend you could ever have. Don’t take them for granted.

Rose is the best.

by Nama July 27, 2023

Rose

Goes with sleeping pills

I have sleeping pills with rose

by Regae12 August 7, 2023

Rose Thorn

A clitoris📍
The most sensitive part of the vagina located near the top of the vulva.
A smol bean 🫘 with over 10,000 nerves.
The vulvas cherry chapstick 💄

"She spread her sweet flower pedals to reveal the glistening rose thorn as a drop of dew slid down her pedals to the ground." 🌹

"When Gojo entered the scene shirtless my rose thorn flew into my hand like Thor's hammer!"

"She felt a swelling hot sensation spreading in her body and her rose thorn began pulsing his name in Morse code." --. --- .--- ---

"wanna kiss my rose thorn?"
Opens folds ((®))

by Slang Brain 🧠 April 8, 2024

Rose

A rose, by any other name, is a weed, which is typically given to a woman in February, in exchange for sexual favors. The rose may also be given at other times of the year, when a man feels that it is time to pretend that he was wrong in exchange for make-up sexual favors. This species of weed is related to the cactus, in that it has deadly spikes on its' stem, but dissimilar from canibus in that it offers no fun in consumption, and your annoying, stoner coworkers don't profess their love for it incessantly. A rose starts life as a seed, just like your sorry ass did, which becomes a bud, then, finally, a rose. At this point, the weed is violently removed from the rest of its' body, and shoved into a glass jar to suffer for a few days, before finally "wilting," or dying, and being thrown away by your future ex-girlfriend.

But the sex is incredible.

"I'm going to surprise Julie with a dozen roses on Friday, so that she can help me with my blue balls."

"The cat shit in the rose bush again."

by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024