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sweet potato pie 

1: Female Vagina

2: To have sexual relations with a female.
Hey baby, break me off a piece of that sweet potato pie!

loaded baked potato 

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'
Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"
loaded baked potato by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009

mr.potato head 

a toy i which a child can rearange the toys features
look mommy i put his arms where his ears should be
mr.potato head by sockmonkey1 March 11, 2005

TAM Potato 

(Engineering) An undefined blob resembling a potato, drawn in a free-body diagram to represent a body with some known and some unknown quantities. This is especially prevalent in TAM (Theoretical and Applied Mechanics) courses.
I didn't even bother drawing a car for problem #6 last night -- I just drew a TAM potato on wheels!
TAM Potato by youblowafuse September 19, 2005

Crotch Potato 

noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes
man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes
Crotch Potato by Action Aardvark February 23, 2011

Lonely potato

When no one likes u and u have no bae
Lonely potato by Ok gurl January 22, 2018