Angry pirate

when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .

Bruce favorite way to get back at his wife is to angry pirate her.

by Railrdr October 29, 2020

Pirate shredder

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.

You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.

by A well known wigger March 31, 2021

pirate wheeling

The art of carrying more then six hotdogs

I noticed my coworker leaving the cafeteria pirate wheeling towards the office

by Bigred11b March 20, 2021

Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

by The mad header July 08, 2015

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 08, 2018

Screaming Pirate

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!

We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!

by Muskymule August 12, 2022

anal sheep pirate

S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.

“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”

by Analdickrape February 20, 2018