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Pee

Something I need to do desperately but I'm too entertained with urban dictionary bullshit
like really... I'm 2 seconds away from pissing myself. I should go or the pee is not going to make it to the toilet, it will be like 5th grade all over again when I pissed myself and some kid came out of nowhere and slipped on my pee. THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS THOUGH and in my defence that kid was a little bitch. okay why the fuck am I still typing??
by magical remote January 15, 2022
mugGet the Peemug.

Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss
Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*
mugGet the Pee my socksmug.

Rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.
The rocks block the rock-pee from the ceiling above.
by Sculkborn August 17, 2024
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pee like a Russian racehorse

A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.
As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.
by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019
mugGet the pee like a Russian racehorsemug.

poop and pees

Used to describe the Indians who always play tennis at Britney Springs and honda. They come in waves and always take up all the court space especially after 5 o clock after their shifts at buckys nem. They have such great numbers all all reek of expired curry that the entire area smells like shit.
Heater nems: Yo dog, u tryna play some tennis at britney springs?

Higginson: Shit, its fucking 630pm. That place is probably swarming with poop and pees

Heater nems: Fuck!
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022
mugGet the poop and peesmug.

pee pee poo poo

by ImTheLagKing666 July 13, 2020
mugGet the pee pee poo poomug.

pee

you did a peeeeee
by hi charlie March 2, 2020
mugGet the peemug.

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