poo-mergency

(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.

I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants.

by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011

Poo Fingers

When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers

Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?

by Dr Richard Monroe May 24, 2018

Shoot poo

Going to the restroom for a bowel movement.

"Excuse me a minute doll, I need to shoot poo."

by JJ Bigs February 20, 2009

Poo Shiestenberg

A man known for being a lovable shwashbuckling pirate the traveled the great seas

Woah have you heard of poo shiestenberg?
Of course i have

by BeanStealer January 17, 2022

jacey-poo

A Male raised as a "nice boy" depicted in a 1950's leave it to beaver episode. Is usually lazy, awkward and a straight up fag. Was taught that sex is naughty and to never bring it up or talk about it. He was raised as mommy's little angel.

Jacey-poo was a nice boy and did all of his chores!

by whaaaaat?? January 2, 2019

poo wang

When your wang smells like poo.

I would suck this, but it smells like poo wang.

by MissMcQ January 13, 2012

Mean poo

Fecal matter with enough burning potential to dissolve the enamel in the sink.

Dude? I think I broke the shitter, took a mean poo and burnt a hole in the damn thing..

by Mr. Scurvy November 16, 2017