Sneaky nut

A game that only guys can play in work/public place.

To play is to expose a testicle to a female.
To win you must do it without her noticing.

Wanna play sneaky nut?

by Generic_Essex_Guy_1985 August 3, 2011

nut smell

the smell of nuts

clean your nuts they smell like piss

by kurt June 14, 2003

Some Nuts

When something sucks so bad all you can say is that it’s “some nuts.”

“This is Some Nuts”
“Damn work was Some Nuts”
Person A: “Hey, how was the movie?”
Person B: “Dude, it was Some Nuts. I literally walked out halfway through.”

by SomeNutsGuy123 October 20, 2023

bud nut

home made smoking device made out of a hardware nut and bolt used to smoke out of.

Hitin' off the bud nut is kick ass!

by Lacey Debbie February 19, 2004

Trophy Nut

Getting to fuck someone you've had a burning desire to fuck for any period of time.

Gary: "Did you get to sleep with Amy last night?"
Eric: "Hell yeah! Been wanting to do this for so goddamn long. It's one hell of a trophy nut."

by jmk8646 March 10, 2019

whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.

Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!

by scodder November 15, 2012

Sus Nuts

An insult to someone who has just said some stupid shit

"Joe biding is give good head."
"Bro you're litchrally Sus Nuts right now."

by Jim Proactive2 January 10, 2022