When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.
Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."
by HanktheBankroll December 20, 2015
Get the sausage syndrome mug.1. a cylindrical length of minced and seasoned pork, beef, or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled, boiled, or fried before eating.
2. The thing that young kids (5-11) laugh at
3. the things idiots laugh at (13-35)
2. The thing that young kids (5-11) laugh at
3. the things idiots laugh at (13-35)
dad: I'm going to go put some sausage on my grill
7 year old son: hahahahaha you said SAUSAGE
dad: i love sausage! got a problem?
19 year old son: whoa there dad, you don't know what that means
dad: it's meat! what is wrong with my meat!?
19 year old son: dad I...don't think you know what you're saying
7 year old son: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha YOURE KILLING ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAA
13 year old daughter: you're all idiots.
7 year old son: hahahahaha you said SAUSAGE
dad: i love sausage! got a problem?
19 year old son: whoa there dad, you don't know what that means
dad: it's meat! what is wrong with my meat!?
19 year old son: dad I...don't think you know what you're saying
7 year old son: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha YOURE KILLING ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAA
13 year old daughter: you're all idiots.
by Rilz3 March 6, 2016
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by Hargenblarg January 13, 2025
Get the hot sausage party mug.Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.
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by Dillon the Donger October 8, 2016
Get the sausage vagina mug.This phrase means that the particular thing that you are looking for is not immediate sight of you and can see anyone or thing of that group.
Person 1: wow I cannot see and naked elderly women on this nudist beach
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage
by Confusedbloke January 29, 2021
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