nerd alert

"Urkel" without the black

My scientist neighbor is a total nerd alert.

by Billy Bob Willis October 23, 2003

nerd

The term nerd has derived from posers who could not fit into a crowd and have resorted to absolute patheticness by trying to be different in their own "unique way". They typically like downloading PC games instead of downloading pornography of Kazaa on their spare time and they enjoy hanging out with their "friends" over the internet. Usually these friends consist of 40 year old males who say they have similar interests but are only trying to "get together for a visit". Also, nerds don't have social lives so they play with childish Pokemon cards during their lunch hour or during their spare period at school, not to mention they think of ways of "trying to take over the world". They also enjoy long walks on the beach with tight overalls on a hot sunny days and candelight dinners (glowsticks) with family and fellow nerd friends. They enjoy shopping for the latest designs at Thrift Stores and the Salvation Army and enjoy rocking glasses their parents wore when they were in high school.

Ex.1 --> Mahivens! Common Jimmie, let's go get a copy of Gilbert goes to computer camp before it's sold ouT!

Ex.2 --> My virgin eyes! I lost my glasses!

Ex.3--> My name is Nazim Ould-Brahim I love Bilal Latif and his Paki hairdo.

Ex.4--> - Kwah! Hey guys...I hava joke 4 u...
- What now Jimmie?
-What's Cooler than being cold?
- Ice Cold! Kwah! Get it? Get iT? Kwah!

by Ze KinG Of AnTi-NeRdisM October 15, 2006

nerd

originally a 'dick-head'. From the French word 'noeud'(literally 'knot'), the slang meaning of which is the glans penis, the enlarged section at the head of the penis, hence 'dick-head'.

whadda nerd!

by klidenengro October 15, 2006

nerd

A loser with no life usually. If they have friends they're usually nerds too. They're usually smart and love to sit in front of the computer all day.

Nerds need to get lives.

by None of ur buisness January 6, 2008

Nerd

Female who gives a very good blowjob.

Casey a nerd. She gives that good brain.

by Dat Nigga Dee December 28, 2007

turd nerd

1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.

Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 22, 2006

nerd

Mostly White, or Asian. Loves to spend to much time on the computer and mostly have small penisus.

hey nerd! haha

by BOBHAXOR January 23, 2009