Sneaky nut

A game that only guys can play in work/public place.

To play is to expose a testicle to a female.
To win you must do it without her noticing.
by Generic_Essex_Guy_1985 August 03, 2011
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sticky nuts

when yr nuts stick to yr legs
it's so humid i can't get rid of my sticky nuts
by Jay May 10, 2003
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Grut nut

Its when you achieve the most extravagant orgasm in your entire life. When you achieve the GRUT NUT makes sure its African american, if not your endeavors are unsuccessful and you have loss the purpose of your entire existence.
Jasmine Grut nutted so hard when Gru appeared on the screen in Despicable me 3 by Pixar Studios
by Namesareforchumps February 12, 2018
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Dietz Nuts

meat nuts that the company Dietz & Watson made in 1939
Gabe: "Hey Clark! I bought some Dietz Nuts, do you want some Dietz Nuts Clark??"
Clark: "What kind of nuts are they?"
Gabe: "Meat nuts"
by rikaninini April 12, 2022
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nut neutralitity

when Ajit Pai stole all of your memes and jacked off to them.
"I now own Porn Hub fools!, get nut neutralitityed!"- Ajit Pai
by titty master 445 December 15, 2017
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Dunkin Nuts

To slam dunk your nuts into the target "donut" hole.
Dude 1: hey, last night I was Dunkin nuts with your mom
Dude 2: NOOOO!!!
by Majestic failure October 15, 2016
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The nut cycle

The cycle of increasing power in the Nut hierarchy. There are 4 main layers, those being Nutman, Nut Lord, Nut Master, and the almighty Nut God. To become Nutman, one must complete one No Nut November successfully, which only grants the title of Nutman. Nut lord requires a 3 years of victorious Novembers, which allows for the spell "Fat Nut", which triples the amount of nut you produce (one day cooldown). Nut Master requires 5 consecutive Novembers, however it allows for the choice of twin-spelling your nut, or Nut-eye, which brings your aim to a molecular level. Nut God is unexplored so far, as none have attempted to achieve it (until now). One must win 20 Novembers in a row, and they become a waterbender of nut, as well as an undiscovered power. There also exists the trial of Blue, which can bring a lowly Nutman up to Nut-Godhood, which entails giving yourself blue balls every day of November.
Leroy: Have you heard that Timothy is attempting the jump across the nut cycle?
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!
by Timothy, Nut-Lord November 21, 2019
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