Slang term for a male who is a bro and wears many fresh snap backs, also who enjoys NHL and xbox360, and "gets it in" on a regular bases.
kid 1>Yo weez muffin what you doing later?
weez muffin> Probably drinking some keystones since there so smooth then snipping top left. And finishing it off with a little nhl 08'.
weez muffin> Probably drinking some keystones since there so smooth then snipping top left. And finishing it off with a little nhl 08'.
by kc2013 January 5, 2011
Get the weez muffinmug. by Tishie-Poo December 9, 2008
Get the Schorched Muffinsmug. -n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.
Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.
Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.
Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B
by Narukashi666 January 7, 2011
Get the Shit Muffinsmug. The act in which one party ejaculates on the other, then runs to the bathroom, places baby powder in their butthole and proceeds to fart on the ejaculate that is on their partner.
“Dude my girlfriend let me give her a dusty muffin, it was only on her leg but next time it’ll be better!”
by Cinn volov June 18, 2022
Get the Dusty Muffinmug. by jmb jacquie May 30, 2008
Get the butter my muffinmug. Butter her muffin:Have sex with her
From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.
From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.
Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!
by Gmonnaie September 30, 2008
Get the butter her muffinmug. by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003
Get the stank muffinmug.