Moon Gooning

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.

Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...

by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023

Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls

"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."

by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024

moon mark

The mark left on your butt after you tan in a tanning bed

I can see your tanning moon mark when you bend over.

by Jax1982 March 27, 2016

Moon gooning

The art of wearing a bison skull/ elk intestines and gaping your asshole towards a full moon

I’m gonna go moon gooning tonight.

by Chief gape November 19, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you Obtain a Buffalo's skull and wear it, and cover Yourself in the blood of the Buffalo, and you goon in the moonlight, and you convene with the spirits with the boys.

Bro I was moon gooning last night

by Theeinfoprovider November 13, 2023

Amish moon butter

When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.

She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.

by Goons definitions May 11, 2023

Moon

If you ever meet a person named Moon be ready to argue and chill a lot they have good music taste and they are nice but sometimes are a bitch they care a lot about their friends and will threaten to do your work for you if you don't do it they love talking about people and their mothers will slap the shit outta you for no reason

you're being kind of a Moon right now dude

by malkman April 26, 2022