When the musician "grbr2006" takes a widely considered bad song, and makes it into a widely considered fantastic song.
by AshtonMG5 May 24, 2024

Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?
Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.
Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025

The magic leaf IS real fat bald Matt. And so is the key to the mirror prison fat bald Matt. And it exists around the neck of every single person who knows who I am.
Hym "Hey, I would say that the magic leaf IS, IN FACT, REAL. You can TELL someone they need to be more confident and it won't make them more confident. A person can KNOW that they need to be more confident and still not be more confident. People can have material success and still lack the commensurate confidence. BUUUUT... If I can imbue a leaf with meaning... And that leaf increases your level of confidence... Then the leaf IS, IN FACT, magic. Even if you no longer need the leaf after you drain the meaning out of it. It's like a consumable. That's actually a recurring theme of the 'Tales' series. In it, there are herbs you can pick up that grant permanent stat boosts. This is the phenomenon the snake oil salesmen exploit and is the theory behind my absolute favorite spell: ESSENCE LOAN. People use more or less of it (Andrew, Alex, Chris, Destiny, Drew (and now TJ and he might be tied with Chris) in that order) and that is why all of the games and shows are so potent. So... Yeah. I'm not doing what Sam is doing and just attributing meaning to things completely arbitrarily for instrumental use."
Hym Iam used Solarbeam...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Hym Iam used Solarbeam...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"
by justaregularsadgirl July 16, 2020

by TotallyNotMerj October 21, 2017

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
by Freeoakley February 10, 2017
