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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021
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Mutsu Magic

When the world of warships battleship Mutsu, somehow despite all odds, manages to get good rng and land citadels / torpedos.
Me : I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
Friend : What're you gonna do?
Me : Mutsu Magic

*lands torpedos and citadels with magical accuracy*
by Gredox February 1, 2020
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Pulling a Magic

Originated as a person who many people knew to be a loveable character. Pulling a Magic means you are giving someone lots of love. This love is often shown by helping someone, falling whilst love and making it obvious, and very occasionally being a silly, innocent, human.
Friend: Hey, how's it going?
Friend 2: It's not going too well.
Friend: Talk to me about it. I love you and want to help out a friend.
Friend 2: You are totally Pulling a Magic. Thank you, friend.<3
by RipoffDoggo March 12, 2021
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Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
by kwaping May 22, 2016
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Magic

Magic is real
Harry: I love magic!
Ron: Yeah sure. But I dont like the fact that I can be pregnant because of it.
by _4lways December 29, 2020
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Magic Window

Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.

In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.
I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!
by docebo June 9, 2019
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