Poppy Muffin

A goody-two shoes who tried somking weed but couldnt handle it

SALLY IS A WIMP! SHEs A POPPY MUFFIN

by D-Money April 9, 2003

Shit Muffins

-n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.

Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.

Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B

by Narukashi666 January 7, 2011

Leg Muffin

A Name for someone who is stupid or does something stupid also retardish,idiot or pleb.

it can also just be a random insult.

for example

amy is such a leg muffin i can't believe it

by Rshoota October 14, 2010

butter my muffin

to cum on a girls ass

jude law can butter my muffin anyday!

by jmb jacquie May 30, 2008

butter her muffin

Butter her muffin:Have sex with her

From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.

Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!

by Gmonnaie September 30, 2008

stank muffin

a muffin thats really rank

you farted in that muffin, which made it into a stank muffin!

by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003

Fluffing her muffin

1) Slang term for female masturbation
2) To finger a girl

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin

by ElliotM December 14, 2008