dylan mays

Dylan has the biggest penis. He gets all the bitches and pussy. When he's alone with a special someone, he tears it up.

I want to be like Dylan Mays

by Jose Quantam February 1, 2017

May 18th

national queen vanessa day!!!!

you heard me
on this day you celebrate queen vanessa from a hat in time no questions asked

oh my god its may 18th we gotta go to the manor get on your fucking scooter

by birbe lmao December 20, 2020

May 11th

Pat your moms head

Hey Mom May 11th is pat your moms head day and that’s today! Can I pat your head?
(*Pat*) a motion of tapping but with hole hand

by May Ellie Smith February 27, 2021

May 5th

May 5th is national make out with your bf/gf during school

Gf:hey you know its may 5th right
Bf:yea why?
Gf:its the national day to make out during school

by I_love_ny_bf May 4, 2022

May 1st

An angel would be born in this day. This day shows that if you were born in it you belong with an early June bird. Someone born in the first 5 days of June and may belong together.

Born in may 1st? May 1st - June 5th is when your soulmate is born

by Lovely hoe January 5, 2020

8th may

National show your tits day

Dave:show me your tits
Carson:what the fuck? No!
Dave:you gotta. It's 8th may National show your tits day

by Just your horny uncle May 8, 2020

May 16

God was born

Who was born on May 16?
God

by Jamessssss111 November 22, 2021