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lesbian lord

a lesbian lord is a lesbian who is the lord of lesbians. she is ugly like very ugly
guy 1: damn did you see that girl she ugly

guy 2: yea a true lesbian lord
by gayguardian July 6, 2017
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flaming lesbian ass clown

A person of lower mental capacity who also happens to engage in homosexual love or buttfucking.
"hey warren, mitch is such a flaming lesbian ass clown. I cant belive he tried to have sex with scott."
by seankelley January 9, 2009
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Lesbian scissor hands

Making a scissor with motion while having a lesbian on each hand.
Dom:Bro I had a lesbien on each hand last night.
Jake: damn bro lesbian scissor hands!!!
by Bid dick michale November 9, 2017
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lesbian

"Lesbian" used as a verb or "to lesbian" refers to a woman successfully performing a task with the required skill after a man doubts she is capable of doing it. Possible doubts the silly man could have include something being too difficult for a woman to do or too complex for a woman to understand or to too heavy for a woman to lift.

It can also refer to anyone considered an underdog or lacking the required ability to perform a given task but who then successfully completes it.

The silly doubting man does not have to be present at the successful completion, or even show embarrassment at being proved wrong. What matters is that the capable woman completing the task feels proud she showed him who's boss.
Larry said, "Karen that parking space is just way to small for you to park your Ford F150 in."
But Karen then lesbianed her way right into the tight space, easy.

Bob said, "Oh Peggy, these directions are even difficult for me to understand. You could never put this crib together."
While Bob went to the bathroom, Peggy managed to lesbian through the whole thing, and even had time to put on sheets and blankets.

Jamal said, "Shereen, honey, that couch is much too heavy. Wait for the guys to move it."
Shereen then lesbianed the couch singlehandedly along the wall, right where she wanted it.
by Hypatia Alexandria February 12, 2019
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Lesbian

Being considered bi. And discriminated. But having two short nails. And a difficult-to-draw pride flag. And not American
Situation one:
“Hey I’m Lesbian”
“I thought u were American”

Situation two:
“Hey mom where are the nail clippers?”
“Oh I’m the bathroom why?”
“Jen is coming over
“😮”
by that one fucking idiot November 1, 2019
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Lesbian

1st definition: girl liking a girl
2nd definition: no dicks!

3rd definition: cute stuff :)
Mom: Sup kid
Kim: Mom, I’m lesbian
Mom: Good, I never wanted you to suck a dick
by h o n e y ~ December 30, 2019
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Immacu-lesbian Conception

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.
Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."
by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014
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