LOL

Kay... if you're reading this definition, you're probably a grandma/pa who just bought an iPhone 3 for 20 dollars from a 'sweet lad' on the fucking black market, trying to learn the 'lingo' to impress your 7 year old grandchild. If that, is in fact, you, well, LOL stands for 'lots of leopards'.

Grandma (texting): *sends pic of leopards being poached*
Grandson: Wtf grandma? That's fricking depressing!
Grandma: I know, LOL! They're getting grilled!
Grandson: Grandma, what the fuck. That isn't funny, and also I don't want to eat a fucking leopard!
Grandma: Oops, autocorrect turned 'killed' to 'grilled'. And of course it's not funny!
Grandson: Oh, autocorrect. Damn. Anyway, grandma, do you know what 'lol' means?
Grandma: Lots of leopards.
Grandson: What the fu- No! It means 'laughing out loud'! Who told you it meant that?
Grandma: Urban dictionary...
Grandson: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING URBAN DICTIONARY!?
Grandma: Well, fuck. I have to go now, bye.
Grandson: Haha, funny autocorrect gran
Grandma: What?
Grandson: Um, it says 'fuck', wasn't that autocorrect?
Grandma: Oh, no honey, that wasn't autocorrect.

Grandson has changed your contact to 'COOLEST FUCKING OLD WOMAN EVER LIKE OMFG'

by RakesAreFrickinBeautiful September 10, 2020

LOL

lots of lemons

man thats LOL that you have right there

by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 11, 2020

LOL

LOL stands for lick orphan lice.

"Yo, you see that orphanage over there? I dare you to LOL."

by emoskaterboy69 September 13, 2020

dat is ook lol

that is ok lol

dat is ook lol, dat progamma

by Thornrider September 17, 2020

lol

when you don't wana reply to a dumb meme

friend: stick+ fish=stickfish
you:lol

by thekidwholikefish September 20, 2020

lol

Lol- stands for laugh out loud

competly useless

person 1: *says joke*
person 2: lol

by ~little softie~ September 22, 2020

lol

lol = laugh out loud

that guy hit the bus with his hand, lol

by GamerTamer September 27, 2020