Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.

I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.

by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024

Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson was a YouTuber a while ago, hated for his =3 series where it was said that he stole memes, etc.

During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally

Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.

by solarityiscool June 11, 2024

Favian prince henry johnson

A chill nonchalant 6’5 guy who just like to chill and play games with his 7 inch cock in his hand

Dante: OMG IS THAT favian prince henry johnson

by Jamal PP boy November 30, 2024

Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th

Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.

“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”

by sigmamama January 10, 2025

Drain the Cock Johnson

Nickname you give a guy that cums multiple times during sex but still keeps going.

Mary: “How was John?”
Elizabeth: “he finished like 3 times but he kept going”
Mary: “Omg he’:s so Drain the Cock Johnson”

by Bobbyslimjimm January 25, 2025

Tanner's Johnson

The veiny ahh dih

Look at Tanner's Johnson

by anonymous February 7, 2025

The Duncan Johnson

While a woman stands on her head with her legs spread in the air, fill her vagina with warm milky coffee. Once this position is achieved, a male will dip his erect penis in a bowl of sugar and cinnamon mixture and proceed to hover over the woman and perform a vertical penile plunge into her vagina. Just like dunking a donut.

I Duncan Johnson’d the wife on the weekend on her parents couch. We performed the Duncan Johnson

by Slightbendtotheleft January 20, 2026