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Jacob

A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda
Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!
by #1 PM Player in SA February 3, 2022
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Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.
Jacob is a midget
by bryncas November 21, 2021
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Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
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Jacob gifford

Fat Lookin kid that likes glitches on black ops 3 and loves saying the N word and is probably heterosexual for an anime body pillow
Jesus you actin like a big Jacob Gifford
by Ifirhdifkejfie May 5, 2019
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Jacob Brady

Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.

He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?

Person 2: yea he’s bricked.
by Fatdonkey42 April 8, 2024
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Jacob

he is a sussy baka boi
Guy : you know that kid Jacob ?

Other Guy : The sussy baka boi ?

Guy : YEP!!!
by i_am_sus September 20, 2022
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Jacob

The biggest bitch You'll ever meet. Not only that he's as fruity as a smoothie
Damn jacob was tryin grab my ass, that bitch as fruity as hell
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