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Jacob

Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.
"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."
by a simple guy July 20, 2022
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Jacob

person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION
by reeeee vs oof May 4, 2019
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Jacob Caplan

Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.
jacob Caplan is so hot i just want him to fuck me allready.
by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025
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Karl Jacobs

Me:Pretty Boy Swag
Friend:??
Me:Karl Jacobs ((:
by klotaylorsversion January 17, 2022
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Jacob Moore

A gay adopted kid who's giving school shooter vibes
by anonymous March 15, 2022
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Jacob van Hattem

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew
by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019
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Jacob

(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob
by StickySuede September 18, 2018
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