Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.
by a simple guy July 20, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. asshole and a know it all
by reeeee vs oof May 4, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.
by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025
Get the Jacob Caplanmug. by klotaylorsversion January 17, 2022
Get the Karl Jacobsmug. by anonymous March 15, 2022
Get the Jacob Mooremug. by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019
Get the Jacob van Hattemmug. (noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
by StickySuede September 18, 2018
Get the Jacobmug.