jackson myers

In between Michael Jackson and Michael Myers

You're bad
What kind of bad, Michael Jackson or Michael Myers
In the middle
Oh so Jackson Myers

by stunna4md February 1, 2024

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Abe Jackson

Noun

A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.

"Oh, are we gonna hit up that Christmas party at Shaun's, hold on, let me don my Abe Jackson."

by DonKeedix December 21, 2021

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Jackson's Dick

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."

Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!

by platergamer January 14, 2024

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Jackson

Jackson is the kind of guy you want as a best friend he's the guy that will make you beg him to stay when he says he has to go because you never want to stop talking to him, because when you talk to him all of your problems in the world fade away. He's like the best friend you dreamed of having as a little kid, like a dreams come true. He's the type who will always put his feelings and emotions to the side to make sure you're okay, and that you're happy, it takes him a long time to fully open up to you, but once he does, you know he trusts you because it takes a lot for him to be honest about what goes on in his head, whether it's feelings, what he thinks about at night, what keeps him up at night, maybe just the stupid things he thinks about too, speaking of which, he's also very stupid, like you'll be amazed by how stupid he can be, but he's also incredibly smart, but he doesn't shove it down your throat, unless you ask for it, and he will roast your ass like no ones business, and it's hilarious, but he'll only do it if you ask for it, but he'll always make sure you know he's joking and that he loves ya. he's the one who you will have arguments with for days, weeks, hell even months about who loves each other more, because he may be bad at expressing his emotions and feelings, but deep down, he probably loves you the most.

person: jackson and I were arguing all night about who loves who more

by Screwyyedits November 19, 2020

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