Jordan

Jordan is a weeb who enjoys Salt and Vinegar Chips.

Who the fuck even eats Salt and Vinegar chips these days?

“That jordan does… such a weeb”

by JoeyyTribbiani January 10, 2022

Larry Jordan

The best shooter yall ever seen. He can beat everyone if he wants to. Has the most game outta all AND he gets the most and finest Bitches, if he wants to he can bag ur mom. Bleron,Eude,Hamza,Bilal,Daniel can't guard him, anis either. If u tryna spit game with a gyal and u have no rizz... aks larry for advice.

''ayo i can't talk with girls... lemme call larry Jordan.''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''

by Kevin Durant jaquavion the thi January 11, 2022

Jordan

The siuu of South Africa.his the best footballer in the world and gets all the ladies

Siuuu,that's a Jordan

by Siuu guy January 13, 2022

Jordan

IM AM A GIRL NOT A BOY YOU STUPID “Jordan” DEFINITIONS

Girl: hey is that a Jordan?
Gorl: yeah
Girl: he kinda looks feminine but he-
Gorl: I’m goku now

by Don’tuseurrealname January 17, 2022

Jordan

A mark who believes everything he sees in the internet

Jordan’s a fucking mark

by Dictionarytrust January 21, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is an amazing man with charming eyes and an atleast 6 inch penis

not jordan: idek bro his penis is atleast 6 inches

by xirconia January 21, 2022

Jordan

A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.

When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".

See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.

Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.

by I swear it's not Joe Norris. December 6, 2021