Jake

Jake is a big dick boy who is not afraid to fuck your mom

“Jake will fuck your mom”

by Belztens April 28, 2022

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Jake

A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.

Oh look it is Jake

by The True Jake from 9 bc April 4, 2021

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Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.

Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!

by Hopelessbitch July 21, 2022

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Jake Bentley

Sorry excuse for a quarterback.

Man that QB is such a Jake Bentley. We need a real QB

by theonewithnogun August 31, 2019

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aka Sim Jaeyun/ Shim Jaeyoon. He is a member of the South Korean boy group called ENHYPEN. Know as the ICON OF GROWTH. so fkng talented and handsome. And his Aussie accent makes people go crazy over him. his world is Leila. He’s smart especially in mathematics. He has an older brother and comes from a wealthy family. He used to play soccer. Nationality is Australian-Korean. His best friend is Sunghoon, and fans called them as JAKEHOON. He is a good story-teller. everyone adores their friendship. ENGENES loves him so much. He is the best boy! He deserves the whole world.

A happy little aussie boy, Jake.

by ENGENE.div October 10, 2020

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