Ironbonbon

A "micro-tuber" who makes content with his friends

"Have you heard about that Ironbonbon kid? He's funny"

by slxzh January 9, 2023

Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.

Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Irony

a group of hipsters
(as defined in Parker Plays)

"Woah a giant irony passed me just now!"

by QueenKatnissC March 20, 2023

Ironed

To turn someone from homosexual to straight

1.Yo heard you been messing around with that lesbian how's that going?
2. Let's just say she's been "ironed"
1.Whats that mean?
2. I made her straight.

by Ironherout March 31, 2023

Irony

Hahahahahahaha! That's hilarious.

Hym "The REAL irony in using the word irony in relationship to AOC and MTG is that THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME THING! The very fiber of their beings are the same! They're the same picture! WHY!? Why are you guys like this? How do you not see!?"

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

Ironic

A word one uses in service of doing something one likes but is afraid others will think isn’t cool, to cover oneself and seem cool doing it. (Bears no actual relationship to either the traditional meaning or whatever that Alanis Morrisette song was doing)

Sure, Transformers are for 10 year olds, but I’m wearing this shirt ironically.

by Commenternotabot June 2, 2023

Irony Character

A character from a piece of media that is a fan favorite and is seen as funny by both fans and non-fans. Some examples include Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa), Sans (Undertale), and Tohru Adachi (Persona).

My cousin Crump says that he loves Adachi despite never playing Persona 4, I guess that makes him an Irony Character.

by K0ZIE June 29, 2023