I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye 

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_)

May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_

You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3

Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !

May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) by viioal May 23, 2022

i would never dance for a man 

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang

tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'

i would never dance for a man by ok i pull up June 12, 2022

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams 

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

I'll see you at wal mart 

"I'll see you at Walmart" is an expression that was reportedly created by a US army soldier in the Tacoma Seattle area. It has since gained popularity and spread throughout various urban communities. The origins of the phrase are unclear, but it is believed to have originated as a way to challenge or threaten others in a confrontational manner. While the exact meaning and usage of the phrase may vary among different groups, it generally conveys a sense of aggression and a willingness to engage in physical altercation. As with any potentially violent language, it is important to use the phrase responsibly and with caution, as it can easily escalate a situation and lead to harm.

Hey, shut up
Who are you talking too
You
That's ok, I'll see you at Wal Mart

I'll see you at wal mart by Introvert95 April 2, 2023

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker. by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

But I still ran a marathon though 

But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"

Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"

But I still ran a marathon though by Hym Iam August 14, 2023