A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 8, 2024
Get the Joe Hill mug.A person who, in FPS objective game modes, spends all their time camping the zone. They usually have terrible K/D ratios, but their teams win because of their sacrifice.
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Goat: Dude back off, he's our Hill Kitten, he's going to get us the win!
Goat: Dude back off, he's our Hill Kitten, he's going to get us the win!
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Get the Hill Kitten mug.A particularly annoying individual with manners similar to an ogre. The hill-troll mostly lives in a small cave-like hut in the hills and is considered to be a person of lower intelligence than the average person. Hill-trolls are considered to be people with no prospects of future success. (see also dingle)
Don't worry about Trevor and his manners. He's just an unsophisticated hill-troll that doesn't understand why people become uncomfortable whenever he talks.
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Boy 1 : are you from Union Hill High School?
Boy 2: yeah it’s gay as fuck bro
Boy 1: yeah I figured since you look gay
Boy 2: yeah it’s gay as fuck bro
Boy 1: yeah I figured since you look gay
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Get the Union Hill High School mug.Battle Hill , the best place in England for loads of reasons , pills dope skunk peev and fucking buckets , it used to be rough as owt according to me fatha but all them buildings got knocked doon before a was even breathing so a Deena , but If you have ne job love drugs and don’t pay attention to Yi bairnes , fly doon!
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Get the Battle Hill mug.(noun) A term used to describe a person, usually from a rural or isolated area, who embodies the classic "hillbilly" or "redneck" lifestyle. Often associated with living in rundown or off-the-grid conditions, having a collection of old vehicles or junk around the property, and engaging in activities like moonshining or hunting. The term is sometimes used in a humorous, affectionate way, but can also derogatory, implying backwardness or a lack of sophistication
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