hand nude

a hand nude is a hand without skin.
dude: “bro, send me hand nudes
bro: “ok” *rips off skin*
by iwanturpepeteaknightcookie February 08, 2022
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Hand Tool

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.
by Naked Penguin March 31, 2010
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On the hand pump

The act of frantically pleasuring oneself whilst alone.
Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X

The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com December 29, 2016
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hairdryer hands

When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.
One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!

I have hairdryer hands!
by MINDSEY February 24, 2010
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camera hand

A technique, that involves extending your right or left hand in front of you at an angle, camera facing you, to take a picture of yourself or with friends. If you have a great camera hand you always snap a perfect picture of yourself, and not some random object, in about 0.005 seconds without thinking about it. Seen frequently in many teenage girls today.
She takes way too many pictures, so she probably has an excellent camera hand by now.
by AMTC October 30, 2007
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hand slamwich

Yet another name for a high five.
hey bra, give me a hand slamwich!!!
by mikejenn1 May 12, 2012
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Hand Simulator

God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen
"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."
by Generic Asshole no. 5402 August 03, 2020
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