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ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains
man she had tasty ham certains
by pauky dounut October 24, 2008
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Ham

A fat woman. A female who is extra over weight. Really obese woman
Haha that female is straight ham.

How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.
by bizzeb August 27, 2019
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Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.
“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt
by Trai Carey November 15, 2019
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ham

demands attention 24/7
my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me
by Nomerofshrimp May 25, 2014
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Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.
Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."
by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011
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HAM

a group of some badass people who do trill things on the weekend
lil Johnny- Did you see ham last weekend?

marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
by hamlord3000 June 4, 2015
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