HAM

A person is who is ugly; or not looking their best at the moment.

Girl tell me why i saw him today and he was looking ham.

by DaDon12 February 2, 2023

Ham Sucker

When someone slaps or punches the shit outta you. So hard, knocks you out cold.

I gave Abe a ham sucker at the bar. He was out cold for minutes!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

Go To Ham

Alternative to Go To Heck

Veh: Go To Ham!
Eggman: Oh MY Gulay

by Blake Lobo December 10, 2023

Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

ham sandwich

a sandwich with ham.

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i ate a ham sandwich.

by fjask;safjkl;fajklfjk;fdjkl;df April 2, 2023

ham hock

Forcing roosters to fight is cock fighting.

Forcing hamsters to fight...

Yo, I got 20 bucks on furboi 2.0

Shit, someone's doing a ham hock!

by Dean of Salmonella March 3, 2023

ham tackle

When your mates about to get with an ugly bird, so you run in and save him.

Simon: you were smashed last night
Dave: totally had to ham tackle you

by Lp27 September 28, 2017