HAM

Hot Ass Mess

When someone is dressed terribly. e.g when overweight people wear clothes that are far too small they are a HAM

by dontyuhnoh October 24, 2010

Ham

Adj: Someone who can be used.

Adj: 2: Someone who is not the brightest and believes/gives in too almost anything.

I was at school today and I asked this “ham” for the homework.

by Boiii616 November 7, 2021

Ham Hole

When your back runs into your hamstrings because of the lack of ass. This is in reference to where your asshole should be if you had an ass (asshole). The equivalent of a kankle for your missing cheeks.

Mags, quit bending over! Your ham hole is showing! …..bro, where’d your ass go?

by Camagja May 15, 2024

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.

I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017

sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube

Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham

by Brohamjohnson January 1, 2018

Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”

“ my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”

by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011