Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Seal Finger

The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.

I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.

by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023

bookie finger

When you disfigure your finger really bad.

“I cut my finger really bad on a porta potty door, now I have a bookie finger!”

by anonymous October 14, 2023

choccy fingers

Someone who, without permission, spanks himself, pushes his fingers up his rectum, and delivers it to girls (who have boyfriends). Additionally, this imaginary man savours every drop of his own "mozzerella cheese" with gusto. This special therater kid is such a pleasure to be around !! (probably likes young girls and boys).

omg ur such a choccy fingers u silly goose!!

"omg have you seen the choccy fingers video?"
"holy shit i was traumatised it was so bad"

by Josh542719 November 1, 2023

finger sniffer

One who sniffs their finger. Usually after they itch an unclean crevice on their body.

Aaron stuck his finger in his nut cheese and promptly smelled it. Aaron, you silly finger sniffer.

by Captain Cheesy-poof July 12, 2023

Foreskin fingers

When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing

Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"

by Smallad_flingers July 26, 2023

Frederick Fingers

Frederick organization

The Frederick Fingers have really been running rampant recently.

by bossshit420 September 25, 2023