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F.IF = Fart Induced Fit. The mad flailing of arms and nose pinching that happens as soon as a fart is smelt by the person unfortunate enough to be in the room when somebody else farts.
Hey man I did the best fart the other day but my girlfriend had a total F.I.F.

or, on seeing someone's reaction to your fart you can say
"Don't F.I.F out on me now!"
F.I.F by ruby_wednesday April 9, 2010
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I ate to much watermelon and now I have F.S.A.
F.S.A. by BStar777 June 9, 2011

F.I.M.P. 

acroynm= Farted.In.My.Pussy. Refers to when a woman is seated in a certain position where gas is expelled from her asshole and winds up in her chocha. may also be referred to as a reverse queef.
Hey honey, did you F.I.M.P. when we went over that last speed bump? Yeah, we should probably wait a little while before we fuck...
F.I.M.P. by FIMP Daddy November 25, 2011

f**ksh*tup

word for a mistake,or anything remotely irritating.the daddy of all swear words,can be used to shock,offend or both.
F**KSH*TUP i broke my ruler.
f**ksh*tup by russ's_gf March 17, 2004
someone whose really ugly, but you end up fucking when soo drunk
omg, did you see that f'ugly i went home with last nite?!!!!
f'ugly by Abski February 18, 2008
a F.L.A is a future loser of america
ha joe you are a F.L.A. a future loser of america
well jeffy at lest i am not a F.F.A
umm yes you are

no i am not
yes you are
fine your right i am what ever you say
F.L.A. by hater of cedrick king January 23, 2010